Interviewer: Please tell us something about you!
Candidate: I passed 12th through English medium from CBSE with 75% marks. Now I am doing graduation from University of Delhi. I am also doing a part time job as a computer operator. My hobbies are watching cricket and listening to music.
Interviewer: Where are you working?
Candidate: I am working at the office of a chartered accountant in Karol Bagh.
Interviewer: How much salary are you taking?
Candidate: Rs.2000/- per month.
Interviewer: Why do you want to leave that job?
Candidate: Firstly, it is a part time job and I want to do a full time job. Secondly, I am not interested in accounting.
Interviewer: You are doing graduation. How will you be able to do a full time job?
Candidate: I am doing graduation through correspondence. Therefore, I will be able to do a full time job.
Interviewer: Why do you want to join a call centre?
Candidate: I like to talk to others. Moreover, career prospectus are bright in a big company. Talent is valued here.
Interviewer: Your hobbies are watching cricket and listening to music. Who is a better batsman – Sehwag or Brian Lara?
Candidate: Although both are excellent batsmen yet Lara has more experience on his side and he can judge the turn of a ball better.
Interviewer: Which type of music do you like to listen to?
Candidate: I enjoy both classical and pop music.
Interviewer: Why are Punjabi pop songs more popular in India than songs of any other Indian language?
Candidate: They are melodious and foot-tapping.
Interviewer: Who is your favourite family member?
Candidate: My father is my favourite.
Interviewer: Why is he your favourite?
Candidate: He is hard-working and wise. Now and then, he sits with us and gives friendly guidance.
Interviewer: If you are made the chief minister of Delhi state what would be your first two steps?
Candidate: To remove illegal encroachments from the city and ensure parks and parking places in each colony.
Interviewer: And if you become God for one day tell us one thing you would like to do.
Candidate: To create a new world without violence.
Interview: How many buttons does your shirt have?
Candidate: Sorry sir! I never counted them.
Interviewer: Who is the prime minister of UK?
Candidate: Tony Blair.
Interviewer: When did Akbar the great land on moon?
Candidate: Actually, he never landed on moon. He was king of India, a great mogul.
Interviewer: What is your weak point?
Candidate: Eating spicy food.
Interviewer: What is the main strength of your personality?
Candidate: The ability to talk to any person without hesitation.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself after five years?
Candidate: Working in your company at a senior position.
Interviewer: Speak a few sentences on ‘a bunch of ripe bananas’.
Candidate: It reflects a healthy and zestful life. It also fills us with a feeling of togetherness. A spirit of cooperation among employees makes them more useful and valuable. If we work in a team we become very competitive. Therefore join hands and move forward to win the world.
Interviewer: And you have won the post. Would you like to have your appointment letter just now and join the company from the first of coming month?
Candidate: Definitely! Thanking you a lot for giving me an opportunity to serve the company!
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